It's odd how opportunity sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Even more strange is the way I speak about it as if it's a tangible thing...

Welcome to the not-so-exciting life of Pip...

1. I've become a vegan. Again. Not as bad as I thought... Soy milk. Yummmm.

2. I'm looking for work. *hates her current place of work* I've been told to, "Fuck off," waaaaaay too much over the past 4 months. Anymore and I'll start taking it personally. (doubtful)

3. I'm reading. A lot. Trying to find inspiration for something... anything. I'm desperate to start writing again, but I'm so lacking in motivation to do so, it's a dead pursuit (the fact that I can judge this prior to trying shows how pointless it is).

4. I'm bored. Can't you tell? I'm updating this journal: a clear indicator of how bored I am.

5. *shrug* Just wrote the number five. I don't want to get rid of it. So... I'm leaving it there. Hmpf.

Why, oh why, am I updating this God-forsaken journal? This question, I fear, will tear away at my very insides for the remainder of my livelihood... It won't, actually - I'm just trying to distract myself from uni exam study. Procrastination attempt successful! :-D

I suppose it's out of a compulsive need to write something; to feel worthy of publication; to feel worthy of print... It's odd; the Internet is responsible for making even the most ignorant of people authors... It's a wonder why anybody even bothers going to university anymore to become political analysts, etc - they're all writing about their personal political forecasts on their D-grade LiveJournals, MySpaces, deviantARTs, etc, respectively... Look! Even I'm doing it now! Gaaaaaaaah! *throws up hands in frustration*

SPECIAL PIPPIEEMO ANNOUNCEMENT

As you all may (or may not) know, I'm making the big move to Melbourne. Unfortunately, it won't be until AFTER the Melbourne devMeet that's been organised recently. As such, I'm requesting that all deviants who can make it can come to a devMeet held in my honour for my arrival in Melbytown!!!

There's no real date set as yet, but it will be around the 25th of August; I'll update you all on when it is in future when I'm more certain about my arrival, etc. I need a hand with locations and things to do, so anyone who knows the Melbourne area really well from either living there or visiting there: feel free to drop me a line as to what Melbourne city has to offer.

Bolt up your houses, people, 'cos I'm coming to wreak havoc on Melbourne!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!